It’s December, and that means it’s about time to get the pole out of the crawl space. No, we’re not gonna have a tree or candles or hundred-year-old songs people pretend to like when they hear it the 30th time in a day. No. December 23rd is Festivus, and that
‘s what we celebrate.If you’ve seen the Seinfeld episode
, you… basically know the whole thing. Grievances will be aired, feats of strength will be performed, and Jesse & his little brother will get out this past year’s aggression on each other in a public forum, like family business should be conducted.
Head brewer Jeff Kimpe’s brewing up some feats of strength of his own, too- Reindeer, Tinsel Tears, Sugar Spun, and of course, Festivus MiracAle.
The pole goes up at 5pm, and ends when the head of the household is pinned.
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